You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
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I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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