bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
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I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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