Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
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So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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