There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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