i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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