i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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