what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
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thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
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I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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