U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
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