what if I'm pregnant?
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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