Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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