so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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