when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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