Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
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I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
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I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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