this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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