why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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