So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
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HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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