Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
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Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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