One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
time to smoke my breakfast
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
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There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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