About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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