They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
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I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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