we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
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