And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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