i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
your parents love me but you hate me
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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