She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
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I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
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I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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