Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Randomize
