She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
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Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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