I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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