he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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