I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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