Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
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dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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