5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Randomize
