how can u be prego again
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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