You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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