Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
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She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
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And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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