i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
