apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Come see our sink grown plant.
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i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
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My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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