I just made out with a guy for $7.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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