i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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