so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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