their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
sex in a hospital.. check
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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