The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
do nipples grow back?
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