who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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