I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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