I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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