I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
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I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
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I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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