No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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