His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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