wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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