I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
My pussy is not your playground.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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