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Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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