if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
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I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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