But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Houston, we have a squirter
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
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Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
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I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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