Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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