Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
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Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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