If i come over, it means nothing
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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